Or not as much time?

Try some shredding.

Have ten minutes?

Try Samorost.

Keeping your skies safe

Another excellent performance exam by those supernerds over at the TSA:

"In one test, TSA inspectors hid the components of a fake bomb in carry-on luggage that also contained a bottle of water. Passengers are prohibited from carrying containers holding more than three ounces of liquids, gels or aerosols through airport checkpoints.
The screeners at Albany International confiscated the water bottle but missed the bomb. "

Here

Oh, you want to know why?

Why did I get the hell out of North Carolina? This is not an appropriate picnic sport.

Jaws 4: Attack of the Moon Pie

More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks. Just thought you should know, you fat Americans.

4:00 weekdays, 11:30 weekends

We tend to crash wherever we crash.

Soylent Green anyone?

Mmm, tasty.

All you need to know for choosing your party

Go here.