Thought for the holidays

Dear Old People,

Please GET OUT OF THE U-SCAN LINE! I appreciate your attempt to maintain a connection with the ever-changing world of technology, but YOU SUCK at the U-scan. Stick with talking to your little bluetooth ear-gnome and hitting pedestrians with your navigation-enabled, dvd-playing car.

You can't teach an old dog to check itself out of Kroger.

ps. Kroger, maybe we should start thinking about changing the express lane from 12 items or less to 30 *years* or less.